(AND OTHER PRESSING WORLD ISSUES)

Friday, August 14th

FIVE MINUTES TO FUNKINESS


I should’ve been a rapper!!  Unfortunately, my rhyming skills are very basic.  I liken them to a Dr. Seuss riddle, “cat in the hat and all of that.”  Go figure, my rap career was over before it began!!! Nevertheless, my love for hip hop music has not waned.  Check out what happens when makeup and music collide in the hip hop inspired video below.  P.S.  Let me know if you too are afflicted with dance face…

 

 

 

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Monday, August 10th

MUGSHOT MONDAY


Order in the court!  It’s MUGSHOT MONDAY, the day that beauty violators are brought to justice. Today’s case involves a vibrant television personality who I wanted to try a new look on!!  You may recognize her from co-hosting Design on a Dime, or you may have picked up a few of her decor tips on AOL (she’s their Living Home Decor Expert), meet Kelly Edwards.


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Check out Kelly’s rap sheet:



 

Kelly was such a good sport, she let me do whatever I wanted with her!!

 

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Check out more from Kelly on her website www.kellyedwardsinc.com.  Don’t forget to subscribe to her newsletter to get the latest tips and techniques from a DIY hottie!!

 

Photos by Brian Lahiere

Hair by Carrie Fernow

 

 

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Tuesday, August 4th

CUTTING IT CLOSE


BZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!  I cut at least seven inches off of him!!  He said that his head doesn’t feel the same…  If I had to guess,  I’d say he has less than half an inch left… Hahahaha, I’m probably making the fellas nervous!!!  Relax boys, I’m not a modern day Lorena Bobbit!!!   Recently, a friend of mine put a set of clippers in my hands, and let me have my way with him!!  Unfortunately (for him) I don’t have any experience cutting hair!  Check out what I did to his ‘do in the video clip below!!

 

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Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Monday, August 3rd

MUGSHOT MONDAY

 

It’s that time again, MUGSHOT MONDAY, the day that beauty violators are brought to justice.  This weeks case involves my partner in crime!!  Haha!! Carrie and I work together as the hair and makeup team for Rachael Ray.  It’s our job to make other people look good, so when Carrie’s big day came around, I wanted to make her look awesome!

 

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Check out Carrie’s rap sheet:

  • Eyebrows were bleached to lift color and soften expression
  • Skin was prepped with Shu Uemura base control in green to counteract redness
  • Liquid foundation was mixed with highlighter to create a dewy finish
  • Kevyn Aucoin cream blush in Tansoleil was used on the apples of the cheeks
  • Ardell Duralash knot free individual lashes were added to top and bottom lashes
    (this adds fullness and definition to eyes without using liner)
  • White eyeliner was used to make eyes look wider and brighter


I heart weddings, sniff, sniff!!!


 

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Now that she’s not frantically planning a wedding, Carrie is available to give you the star treatment!!! Need a cut or style? Give her a call (320)492-2329!!   She even makes house calls!!! carriefernow@yahoo.com

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Wednesday, July 29th

ADULT SLUMBER PARTY FOR TWO:  DATE NIGHT, GET IT RIGHT FINALE


Hmmmm, so your date nights have been going well —eehhhh?  Things between you and that special someone seem to be heating up a bit?  Check out my third and final installment of the date night, get it right series below.  I’ve got a few quick and easy tips that will keep you looking cute if the sun beats you home!!!

 

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If you missed any of the DATE NIGHT, GET IT RIGHT  series,

check out previous episodes by clicking archives then click  how-to-videos!!!


Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Monday, July 27th

MUGSHOT MONDAY

 

Hey, Hey, It’s MUGSHOT MONDAY, the day that beauty violators are brought to justice.  Today’s case was a challenge.  I happened to be working with Nico Malvaldi, a photographer who adores film noir.  Nico wanted me to do a french femme fatale look on the model that we were working with.  I realized early on that she didn’t have the typical bone structure that I’ve always associated with the look.  Ohhhhh  I love a challenge.

 

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Here’s the rap sheet:

  • I started with a cream foundation to even out all skin discoloration
  • I used an intense plum shadow by MAC called beauty marked
    to smoke out the eye area
  • the lip line was extended with MAC magenta lip liner
  • hot pink lipstick was then applied on top of the liner




Check out our femme fatale in action!!!!

 

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I’d say this case is officially closed!!!

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Are you or someone you know interested in having your makeup done? Have you fallen into a rut with your day to day look? Do you have a hard time choosing colors that will look great on you? Do you have a big event that you need to look fab for? If so, send me a picture and your reason why you want your face painted and you could be next on MUGSHOT MONDAY!!! All participants must reside in, or plan to visit NYC. Mail photos and info to  mugshot@doihavelipstickonmyteeth.com

check back every Monday to see the transformations.


Monday, July 27th, 2009

Friday, July 24th

GET YOUR DRINK ON:  DATE NIGHT, GET IT RIGHT PART II


The weekend is here!!!  TGIF is in full effect!!!  Now it’s time to get yourself fixed up for that cocktail date you’ve got this weekend. No need to worry, I’ve got you covered with my second installment of  my three part series date night, get it right.   This time we’re gonna sex it up a bit.  Meeeeeeoooooowwwww!!!!

 

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Friday, July 24th, 2009

Wednesday, July 22nd

DATE NIGHT, GET IT RIGHT

 

For all of you hot gals out there that are heading out for a hot date this week, I’ve got a new three part video series to make sure your makeup routine is on point!!!  You’ve got enough to worry about with your outfit— Should I show cleavage?  What’s the right hemline?  Do these jeans make you want to grab my toosh?  HaHaHa!!!  I’ll leave all of that wardrobe stuff to you; now let me at your face!!!  :)

 

 

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CHECK BACK SOON FOR PART II of the DATE NIGHT, GET IT RIGHT SERIES!!!

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Monday, July 20th

MUGSHOT MONDAY


Welcome back to another edition of MUGSHOT MONDAY, the day that beauty violators are brought to justice!!!  This weeks case involves a public relations pro, who recently started her own boutique pr firm called Simply Chic PR.  Meet Sabrina Chapman!  With this new gig, Sabrina finds herself on several red carpets having her photo snapped.   Sabrina needed a look that was perfect for the paparazzi!

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Check out Sabrina’s rap sheet:

  • I did Sabrina’s eyes first so that if any of the eyeshadow
    fell on her skin, it wouldn’t ruin her foundation
  • I used MAC pigment in chocolate brown to smoke out her eyes
  • A strip lash was used to give added fullness to the eyelashes
  • Benefit hoola bronzer was used to even out her tan
  • A mashup of nude shiny gloss was used on lips





Sabrina sizzles on the red carpet!!

 

 

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As you can see, Sabrina’s look is paparazzi approved!!  Case closed!!



CALLING ALL OF MY PEEPS!!! COME GET SHOT — MUGSHOT THAT IS!!! DROP ME A LINE AT KIM@DOIHAVELIPSTICKONMYTEETH.COM. I’M READY TO TACKLE SOME NEW CASES!!!!

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Thursday, July 16th

DIHLOMT GOES TRIPLE  X!!!


Just for you!!!   Hot off the presses!!!  I’m baring it all in my never-before-seen, XXX Penthouse magazine cover!!!!  Check out the exclusive steamy cover right here on DIHLOMT.com!!!
Sometimes as a freelance makeup artist,  I get called to do a job that sounds bananas!! The other day I got one of those calls from Penthouse (the men’s magazine)!!!  GAsssssppppp!!!!

You want me to put makeup where???!!!!   Hahahaha!!!  
All jokes aside,  the job that I did for the magazine was  PG-13.  I didn’t have to put makeup on anybody’s anything (aside from their faces).  The models were wearing Halloween costumes for an upcoming feature in the magazine.  THEY WERE FULLY CLOTHED AT ALL TIMES!!!  The magazine staff was friendly, and way less horny than I had imagined them to be!!  Actually, the staff members that I met were mostly women– really cool women!  Yep, I know, this story isn’t the least bit scandalous!  In fact, the only scandalous thing was this costume that I  popped into for a few giggles!!




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HILARIOUS!!!!  XOXO

Thursday, July 16th, 2009