I WISH SHE WOULD’VE CALLED
We will soon find out if Patricia Krentcil, “tanning mom”, actually took her 5 year old daughter into a tanning bed. Children services intervened when school officials reported that the 5 year old had suffered from a sunburn.
Dear Patricia, you could’ve called me!!! I would’ve been happy to give you a spray tan. I have a completely mobile setup, I could’ve come to you. Heck, you could’ve booked a spray tan party. I would’ve bronzed you and all of your friends. Darn “Patty”, not only are you facing jail time, but your skin looks like a leather handbag. In fifteen minutes, you could’ve been a nice golden brown without the harmful UV rays. Geeesh “Pat”, I wish you would’ve called…
Photo by Ferhat, Makeup and tanning by ME!!!
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